always an angel, never a god

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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Relationships: Carter Baizen/Serena van der Woodsen, Dan Humphrey & Serena van der Woodsen, Carter Baizen/Dan Humphrey/Serena van der Woodsen
Characters: Serena van der Woodsen, Carter Baizen, Dan Humphrey
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Threesome - F/M/M, established van der baizen, past derena, porn with a side of character study or character study with a side of porn? you decide, feat. serena founder of the shakespeare club, feat. dan’s poetry kink, feat. carter baizen the gg gang’s manic pixie dream fuck, dan has a praise kink a mile wide

Summary:

“I mean it’s not that I never wanted to, I just just thought it would be the kinda thing that…happened organically.”

“Oh no, beautiful. Those things always have to be planned. A threesome never happens by accident.”

Source: archiveofourown.org
Pinned Post yeehaw van der baizen dan humphrey i plead temporary insanity psych i love being this unhinged sorry not sorry liz's ficz because we need to have a least one of this triad in our fanon. please read responsibly
clarasamelia
terrainofheartfelt

I'd like to publicly thank @clarasamelia for making her 1001 albums project playlists. they're my new work soundtrack now <3333

clarasamelia

LIZ I AM SO GLAD πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– this was literally my reaction to this post:

terrainofheartfelt

🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡🩡

and perks of working in a library

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✨✨✨✨BOOK CLUB✨✨✨✨

is this even the same edition idk idk but you know I love a reference text! ty truly this is just the kind of lil side quest I need at work πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•
fritextramole
saywhat-politics

AMAZING news: the Reproductive Freedom Act in Ohio has now officially been CERTIFIED to be on the ballot in this November's election. It gathered 495,938 signatures from 55 counties across Ohio. Republicans messed around & women & young people will make them find out.  β€” Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) July 25, 2023ALT

AMAZING news: the Reproductive Freedom Act in Ohio has now officially been CERTIFIED to be on the ballot in this November's election. It gathered 495,938 signatures from 55 counties across Ohio. Republicans messed around & women & young people will make them find out.

moku-youbi

Okay, but Ohioans need to get the fuck to the polls for our special election on August 8th!!! The Republican fucks are trying to change our simple majority necessary for amendments to 60%. The Columbus Dispatch says "Issue 1 is one of the most significant questions Ohio voters will be asked in generations," and that's no exaggeration. Get out there, and vote no. Early voting and absentee ballot requests are still going on, if you are registered to vote!

We gotta vote no on issue 1 in Ohio on August 8th, 2023.

leupagus

Republican Secretary of State Frank LaRose admitted last month β€œ[Issue 1] is 100% about keeping a radical, pro-abortion amendment out of our constitution.”

attention tumblr followers tomorrow is my birthday so if you are registered to vote in ohio your gift to me is voting no you’ll do it if you really love me which is what I told my dear parents who raised me to be a prochoice feminist and live in OH (they were already voting no ofc)
anneofgreengaybles
whsprings

yes, food is fuel. but it is also for pleasure. it is also enjoyable. it is also emotional, personal, intimate. food is fuel, yes, but that does not make you a machine. you are allowed to eat something just because you want it, just because it sounds good, regardless of the nutritional properties. food is a shared human experience bridging across our entire existence. to reduce it to something as simplistic as fuel denies us the emotional connection that food contains. food is fuel, yes, but it is also so much more than that.

phiralovesloki
I would die so fast in all of them have i watched any? no. but I have listened to the Ruined eps for most of em! wait I have actually seen a quiet place and Us but I would not survive them i'll tell ya now